THE CAT.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: THE CAT

Stranger: MEOW

You: DONT STEP ON THE CAT

Stranger: why

You: because

You: its

You: bad

Stranger: she bit me though

You: oh

Stranger: she deserves it

You: no she doesnt

You: >:(

Stranger: stupid cat...

You: :O

Stranger: yeah, you heard me..

Stranger: the cat

Stranger: is

Stranger: STUPID

You: yes it is actually

You: it fell on its head when it was born

You: :D

You: so young

Stranger: awe, poor bb

You: bye

You: :D