cheeky. i like it.

Teacher : What do you call a person that keeps on talking when no people are interested anymore?

Kid : A teacher.

Teacher : How do you spell crocodile?

Kid : K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L

Teacher : No, that's wrong.

Kid : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spelled it.

Teacher : What is the formula for H2O?

Kid : H I J K L M N O

Teacher : What are you talking about?

Kid : Yesterday you said it was H to O!

Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find America.

Maria : Here it is.

Teacher : Now kids, who discovered America?

Kids : Maria!

Teacher : John, why are you doing your multiplications on the floor?

John : You said not to use tables!

i love these kids. i swear.